Aren't ya glad ya know...

...that I have really bad gas?

Seriously, the wife made some awesome chili for dinner last night. I had 3 bowls of the stuff. But, she made it with the kidney beans we had in the cabinet instead of chili beans. Those kidney beans have some really fiberous skins on them. Needless to say, I've got gas that is more frequent and sulfurous than the eruptions on Old Faithful.

So, don't come into my cube at work or sit next to me on the train today. I'm a regular walking biological warfare agent.